9 AUGUST
went to work on National Day... no extra pay, not fair...
there wasn't as many customers as other usual weekends... boredom... so when i went into the storeroom to get stocks, i noticed someone behind a shelf a distance away from me... so i hit the shelf before the one the person was at ON PURPOSE! WAHAHAHAHA! the person got a big shock and made some weird scream! and she is none other than the supervisor! HAHAA... so funny!!! entertainment~~~
after work is project time... ... i can feel my soul floating out of my body as i read the air crash investigation report... it's 140 pages! i skipped some pages though, like i am really going to read all... chu is so funny! she said she will help me with the project...
chu: do on air crash? it's so easy. let me teach u one that don't require any reading.
just make up stories!
define air crash, then reasons for planes crashing, then how to prevent crashes. is it that difficult?!
come come, i give u ideas.
What is air crash?
air crash is defined as the plane crashing and being damaged, such as accidentally driven into a building or slipping and falling because it did not land properly on a runway.
Why did the plane crash?
the pilot don't know how to aim, thus accidentally crash into the building
the plane got stuck in between the clouds thus the pilot can't see properly and accidentally crash into a building
the pilot is trying to be kind and avoid a bird in the sky and thus crash into the building.
lastly, it's because he's mas selamat.
Why did it slip and fall and not land properly on the runway?
The wheels are not properly installed, not enough friction.
A bird landed on the left wing of the plane, making the whole plane unstable with the left wing heavier.
Someone accidentally spill oil on the runway, causing the runway to be too slippery.
A monkey just ran past and dropped a banana skin. Too slippery for the plane, thus crash.
The pilot thought he's playing crazy taxi.
What they can do to prevent the air crash?
Capture any bird that comes in range of 10km from the plane.
Prevent monkeys from eating bananas on the runway.
Hire pilots who are in their right mind, who's not that kind to avoid a bird. And one with good eyesight.
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Yup, that's about all she taught me about air crash...
WAHAHAHA
super entertaining chat with her... LOVES CHU~~~!!!
