27 AUGUST
let's not talk about airport admin... i totally can't bring myself to say more T_T
ok, so... ...
RANDOM POST
always feeling sleepy yet u have tons more to study?
Miss know-it-all is here again, to teach boys and girls how to stay awake...
warning! people with chunks of metal for brains or missing nerve should avoid reading this post... yours truly will NOT bear any responsibility to any death or injuries of readers.
*PG-- ratings to be advised
Here are some ways to stay awake:
1. *light up a match. extinguish it when it is half burnt. then immediately, press it against your wrist.
the wonderful pain should be able to keep u in tip-top alert mode
*taught and constantly revised by chu
2. watch some japanese opera
those white painted faces of actors gave yours truly a great scare when she was having her beauty sleep. it should thus prevent u from sleeping.
3. pull out all your hair
the pain from pulling the hair is one good stimulant
feeling sleepy after a few hours again? NO WORRIES! take frequent looks into the mirror... it's reflection should be able to keep u awake!
4. scold your parents with vulgarities
a good whacking session is always a good choice!
5. Last but not least... RING ME UP
and i will SING for u! its effect is proven to be very effective and no 2nd call is needed!
*side effects may vary from people to people, which include vomitting, slight trauma, partial deafness, etc.
SO BOYS AND GIRLS, U KNOW THAT TO DO :)
miss know-it-all signing off!
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